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“I’ve lost weight” I announced.

Everyone congratulated me.

But Weight was the name of my son.

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darling-everythingis0nfire:

d0rsia:

sleighbellsandwizardspells:

WHY ARE THESE ALL SO INGENIUS

OMFG

genious.

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why is that sausage there
there is a dancing woman in a bikini with excessively long arms and an eyeball for a head and you question the sausage

why is that sausage there

there is a dancing woman in a bikini with excessively long arms and an eyeball for a head and you question the sausage

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